Archive for April 5, 2010

Revenge of the Peeps

Yeah, yeah, Easter’s over. You think you’re safe. But do you realize how many uneaten peeps there are out there? Three words, my friends: They are organizing. Watch your back.

The World Wide Web is full of images of their troubled marshmallowy existence:

Peeps gather after an, uh, unfortunate incident.

A peep discovers the uncomfortable qualties of hot chocolate.

A peep as an egg replacement for Sunday breakfast.

Peep thinks he’s all so comfy in a little graham cracker bed.

Revenge of the Peeps

A rebel peep sneaks a smoke.

Peeps in training for the worldwide takeover.

The first wave of peeps awaiting invasion orders.

Weeks after Easter, a peep spy gathers intelligence.

Now It Can Be Told

They’ve attacked before. Remember 1971? When Paul McCartney supposedly died? This little-known picture was recently uncovered in the Apple studios archives.

Sure. Go ahead. Eat them. It’s our only hope.