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Tiger Says He’s Sorry and I Don’t Care for What

He did it. He’s pretty much confessed to something or other and it’s not pretty.

I have let my family down and I regret those transgressions with all of my heart. I have not been true to my values and the behavior my family deserves. I am not without faults and I am far short of perfect. I am dealing with my behavior and personal failings behind closed doors with my family. Those feelings should be shared by us alone.

He’s working it out. He’s sticking to his guns about his privacy and good for him.  I don’t want to know the sordid details. I appreciate that he’s human after all and hope he now gets to feel really grateful for his lovely wife and family. Let’s please leave him alone.

The only thing I want to know is when we get to see him compete again. I miss seeing the sweetest golf swing in the world. That’s what he does for a living. He never signed up to be my role model.

I use the Gillete Fusion shaver that he endorses. The guy is really clean shaven and you know what, it really is a great razor. I’m going out right now and buying 8 more cartridges. Friggin’ things last forever! And so will Tiger.

Just win a couple more majors in 2010 and keep on moving, buddy.

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